For the first time in history, it will be possible for a Democratic Senator from Kansas to see a programmable automatic digital computer.

"A reusable elevator would also be great because we'd save so much on the bulky and expensive shields that people currently use to avoid bruises and rug burns when sliding down the stairs."

It probably has an icy mantle over the real silicate geology, but I'm hoping something weird happened to burn off most of the water like with Io.

Depending on the energy deposition I can manage, it might also be a fun prank on the rest of the Earth.

They initially thought the containment structure alone would be sufficient, but for good measure they decided to include the Elephant's Foot inside.

The 'light' refers to bremsstrahlung.